In the COVID era, sex toys have become ubiquitous in bedrooms around the world. This has given Brian Sloan, inventor of Autoblow, an unexpected opportunity to help people better protect their hard-earned money and valuables. His latest invention appears to be an ordinary Autoblow A.I., but inside is a hidden cavity that can be filled with items you want to hide from thieves.
The Autoblow Decoy Safe, as its short infomercial suggests, is particularly effective against intruders when coated with lube and placed among other pleasure devices, suggesting hasty abandonment during a masturbation session.
With Youtube now full of safe cracking instructional videos that show burglars how to enter most popular models of home safes, they are an increasingly less secure place for valuables. The Autoblow Decoy Safe, the world’s first sex toy safe, will provide homeowners additional piece of mind when leaving home at a cost of only $39. Not only is it the safest, it’s also the cheapest!
Inventor of Autoblow Decoy Safe, Brianie Sloan said:
“Every time I show my family or friends my new inventions, they are always afraid to touch them, asking first if I’d used them. That gave me the idea that burglars must also have the same natural aversion to handling used sex toys, which I realized could be used against them. Even the most debased burglar probably wouldn’t fiddle with a used Autoblow covered in lubricant. It truly is the safest place on earth to put your valuables.“
While the Autoblow Decoy Safe has to be viewed with a bit of a wink, there’s no denying that Sloan does have some of it right – what burglar would want to look inside a ‘used’ stroker?
More information about Autoblow Decoy Safe is available here.
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