German bomb squad called in because of Dildo

Unexploded materials from the World War II era are still frequently found in Germany. Therefore, it is common practice to call a team of explosives experts to suspicious findings. However, this time in a forest near Passau, instead of an unexploded shell, the experts found… a grenade-shaped dildo.

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The situation occurred on the evening of April 26, when the police received a call from a woman jogging in the woods. She reported a suspicious transparent bag, which among other things probably contained a grenade. In response to the report, a specialist explosives unit was dispatched from the nearby Tittling district.

Upon arriving at the scene, it quickly became apparent that there was no threat. According to Hauzenberg police “After careful examination of the bag’s contents, the officers quickly realised that it was a rubber dummy“, or more accurately, it was a plug accurately depicting the appearance of a grenade. “The bag was emptied and the contents examined. This turned up an empty tube of lubricant, two unused condoms in a tin and a USB cable.

Contents of bag to which police were called

Local police have confirmed that the items found must have been in the woods for a long time. However, how they got there and why, one “can only imagine“.

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